Hungry Hippo

Please let me preface this by saying that I like to eat squid. In fact, I think squid can be delicious. I am also rarely picky about the species from which I obtain my protein. Tonight, however, while stopping by the local Food Extortion, I found this:



Is it the name? Or the scary mascot? I am guessing that it is a squid that happens to have a full set of human teeth yet no eyes. Yikes. Also, "juicy rings and tentacles" just doesn't sound like something anyone would want to eat. It sounds more like the result of a mating between a dog chew toy and an octopus. Not yummy at all.